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FairyGodmother
Jen Freak
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![[*]](./images/iconic/default_icon.gif) posted on 27-7-2010 at 09:22 PM |
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The death winks of tiddly!
Get out in the Volvo now with you colander friend!
Somebody bring me something deep fried and smothered in
chocolate. These lovely ladies with the big tits have been making me
laugh for more than 25 years. Ricky Gervais, who is a big tit, has made me laugh once. |
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marriedaniac
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| posted on 28-7-2010 at 02:37 PM |
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We've had an email and a fax flooding in!
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jaxomcatt
Jenaholic
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| posted on 28-7-2010 at 07:59 PM |
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Go on, Cassie - dance!
"We are never meeting people again."
"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me."
"The name Apple - are we sure?"
"I'm bringing in the freakin' shell!"
"I'm so sorry, Grandmaster. You see, he's had a lolli."
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FairyGodmother
Jen Freak
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| posted on 28-7-2010 at 08:20 PM |
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Male or female caucasian. Dead. Aged anywhere between 10 and 50 years old. Two small bosoms. Huge buttocks. Two hands. Located on the end of the arms.
Approximate time of death- somewhere between 1845 and 1999.
Somebody bring me something deep fried and smothered in
chocolate. These lovely ladies with the big tits have been making me
laugh for more than 25 years. Ricky Gervais, who is a big tit, has made me laugh once. |
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bexyshortcake
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| posted on 29-7-2010 at 12:02 PM |
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' I hate that show, I hate that show !! '
you make me smile on those bad days . .
♥
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jaxomcatt
Jenaholic
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| posted on 29-7-2010 at 02:20 PM |
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I thought you might need a love interest.
"We are never meeting people again."
"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me."
"The name Apple - are we sure?"
"I'm bringing in the freakin' shell!"
"I'm so sorry, Grandmaster. You see, he's had a lolli."
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marriedaniac
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| posted on 29-7-2010 at 03:32 PM |
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Ladies and gentlemen, Patsy Kensit!!
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madcaterpillar
Jen Obsessed
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Location: by your bed, dear
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Mood: reading magazines in the carpark
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| posted on 29-7-2010 at 03:43 PM |
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Are you frightened, 'cause you're going to have to kiss her? |
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marriedaniac
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| posted on 29-7-2010 at 03:48 PM |
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Just don't do the kissing bits.
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jaxomcatt
Jenaholic
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| posted on 29-7-2010 at 05:02 PM |
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We don't want a lassie, Rob, because I'm a lassie, aren't I, Rob?!
"We are never meeting people again."
"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me."
"The name Apple - are we sure?"
"I'm bringing in the freakin' shell!"
"I'm so sorry, Grandmaster. You see, he's had a lolli."
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JD
Jen Freak
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| posted on 29-7-2010 at 06:23 PM |
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HAHAHA |
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marriedaniac
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| posted on 30-7-2010 at 10:38 AM |
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Ah, Rob Roy, yes, I've seen yer fillum.
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jaxomcatt
Jenaholic
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| posted on 30-7-2010 at 12:34 PM |
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Oh no, oh NO!
Are you having a crisis of faith?
Oh, just can't find the teabags.
"We are never meeting people again."
"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me."
"The name Apple - are we sure?"
"I'm bringing in the freakin' shell!"
"I'm so sorry, Grandmaster. You see, he's had a lolli."
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marriedaniac
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| posted on 31-7-2010 at 10:58 AM |
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IT WAS GREAT BIG HUGE SPIDER DRESSED AS CHRIST!
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Jelly_Baby_In_Hell
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| posted on 1-8-2010 at 05:40 PM |
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Keep quiet...he's sniffing my ring...
Jennifer Saunders almost ran me over!
WHAT THE COCK WAS THAT?!
Where will you go? To your little reject tit shop will you sweetheart? Go to some rejecty titty titty tit tit tit titbit
tit tit tit craft tit shop will you sweetheart? Is that where you'll go is it? No I'll do it, I'll do it sweetheart, I'll do it
***Hannah &&& Berka: We've Got It All*** |
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jaxomcatt
Jenaholic
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| posted on 1-8-2010 at 05:50 PM |
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Fetch it for me, young Dildo.
No, you're closer, you fetch it.
"We are never meeting people again."
"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me."
"The name Apple - are we sure?"
"I'm bringing in the freakin' shell!"
"I'm so sorry, Grandmaster. You see, he's had a lolli."
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marriedaniac
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| posted on 2-8-2010 at 12:05 PM |
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I've completely laust the plaut. I'm so bored of this film!
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jaxomcatt
Jenaholic
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| posted on 2-8-2010 at 05:53 PM |
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This is the story of Goldilocks and the three bears...
"We are never meeting people again."
"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me."
"The name Apple - are we sure?"
"I'm bringing in the freakin' shell!"
"I'm so sorry, Grandmaster. You see, he's had a lolli."
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Jelly_Baby_In_Hell
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| posted on 18-8-2010 at 06:56 PM |
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What have you got?? You've got a ginger tart with her hand over her minge stood in a cocking shell
Jennifer Saunders almost ran me over!
WHAT THE COCK WAS THAT?!
Where will you go? To your little reject tit shop will you sweetheart? Go to some rejecty titty titty tit tit tit titbit
tit tit tit craft tit shop will you sweetheart? Is that where you'll go is it? No I'll do it, I'll do it sweetheart, I'll do it
***Hannah &&& Berka: We've Got It All*** |
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Charmredux
Jennifer's Stalker
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Mood: Forever smitten with Joanna and Jennifer
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| posted on 21-8-2010 at 04:56 PM |
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''Hey Britney... look what I can do with a pole!''
''I'm just as hot don't you tell me I'm not!''
How come Dawn looks better in that wig than Britney Spears herself does? 
''Some of her roles belie quite how bright she is – she can run rings round people with one gentle smile!'' - J.S.
''She is very, very, very clever, acutely observant, inventive, flexible and unbearably funny.'' - J.L.
15th of October, 2008 - French & Saunders 'Still Alive'
11th and 12th of August, 2010 - 'La Bęte' |
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marriedaniac
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| posted on 21-8-2010 at 06:56 PM |
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^she does 
WATCH ME I CAN LICK THE WALL
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jaxomcatt
Jenaholic
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| posted on 24-8-2010 at 01:48 PM |
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I think it's the menopause.
"We are never meeting people again."
"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me."
"The name Apple - are we sure?"
"I'm bringing in the freakin' shell!"
"I'm so sorry, Grandmaster. You see, he's had a lolli."
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JMadeleine
Jenaholic
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Mood: croning
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| posted on 24-8-2010 at 02:38 PM |
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J - "Will I walk again?"
D - "Could you walk before?"
J - "Sometimes, yes."
J - "Excuse me. Excuse me are you a trained chiropractor?"
I love Misery. 
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ellen_1
Jen Maniac
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| posted on 24-8-2010 at 02:58 PM |
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^ "You're gona have to go back to doing what you do best. Writing comedy with both of us in that just ISN'T THAT FUNNY."
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JMadeleine
Jenaholic
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| posted on 24-8-2010 at 03:25 PM |
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Hahaha. I was going to write that one too!!! And the liqurice and coconut soup? "It's your favourite!"
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